May 2013
Nine: no rose paradoxes are serious stuff DONT TOUCH THE BABY
Ten: okay fine we can have a few but be careful okay
Eleven: FREE PARADOXES FOR EVERYBODY HERE YOU GO AMY HERE YOU GO RORY FOUR FOR YOU RIVER SONG YOU GO RIVER SONG
thecompanionsdoctor:
I WAS IN MY SHOWER WHILE SPOTIFY WAS PLAYING AND AFTER LIKE 15 SECONDS OF SILENCE I HEAR THE AD GUY SCREAMING “HELLO THERE SPOTIFY LISTENER” AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEONE IN MY BATHROOM AND I NEARLY FELL OVER
sassafrasscas:
flutiebear:
ragingcanadian:
kevin tran isn’t just a character
kevin tran is a movement
All he needs now is his own “BELIEVE” or “HOPE” Obama-style poster.
yourhogwartsletter:
karenandthababes:
can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be
#gentlemen #I bet you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today
#I’m here to talk to you about the Pizza Initiative
#the only thing...
two-trolls-one-pail:
iatethepomegranate:
elemeno-pee:
theresstillbeauty:
just a friendly reminder that if you drink and drive you’re a fucking douchebag and everyone hates you
New Zealand’s biggest anti drink-driving campaign is literally
Australia uses a very similar one. The two countries really are like siblings.
yeah, we got the looks, and they got the sheep
what is Batman’s favourite store?
connorkawaii:
connorkawaii:
the sims 4 logo looks like something i made on powerpoint with the gradient filter in primary school
wow i swear to god i thought i’d have a go and
actual logo:
powerpoint:
your secrets out EA
allthefandomfeelings:
chesnips:
maahamburger:
you can make anything sound sexual just by whispering it
would you like a better deal on your car insurance
oh baby lower my rates
i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window